when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
(via life-is-no-storybook)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
(via life-is-no-storybook)
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